We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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