i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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