Me. At least after what I've been through.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
