I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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