12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
