i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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