Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
