it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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