i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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