he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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