I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Randomize
