All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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