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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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