You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Houston, we have a blender
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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