just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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