Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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