check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize