Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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