Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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