The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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