she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I have aggressive nipples.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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