Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
