theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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