some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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