that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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