My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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