do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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