I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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