we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Randomize
