just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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