Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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