my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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