Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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