she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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