Do vagina's smell?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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