If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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