He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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