I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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