she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My vagina just clenched in fear
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