do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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