we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
