the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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