can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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