I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
