i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize