I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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