i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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