yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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