ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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