You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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