none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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