Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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